mr t

 

A few reasons why Mr. T is still the cheese:

-It took 5 women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

-Mr.T once pitied the sun, the ice age followed.

-Mr T once appeared on the show "Fear Factor", not as a guest but as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr T has not been invited back.

-Mr T was fired from the Psychic Friends network for always predicting "pain".

-If there is a fool in the woods and no one is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr T will still pity him.

-56, that's how many fools Mr T has pitied since you've been reading this.

-There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Mr T is going to walk.

 

There ya go.