I didn't realize how bad it was until I started my vacation yesterday…

 

10. I get up to go to the bathroom at 3am and stop off to check my email.

9. The 3-year-old girl at the HEB starts singing a song from Sesame Street and I join in…because I really like the song.

8. Kirstie Alley loses 75 lbs. on Jenny Craig and I start thinking she's a little too thin…

7. Michael W. Smith starts sounding good.

6. I start trading my 6am workouts for Dr. Pepper and M&Ms.

5. Kinky Freidman starts making sense.

4. Wasted 3 hours on Diddy's MySpace.

3. I can't decide: if stranded on a desert island with the entire Scooby Gang, which member would I kill and eat in order to survive?

2. Wanna buy a monkey.

1. Justin Timberlake.

 

I need more coffee….and a nap.