Thu 20 Mar 2008
Church Busted for Rock and Roll!
Posted by tom cottar under stupid christian stuff
Yeah. This one is actually TRUE. I’ve heard (mostly stupid) stories about ‘worship wars’ and, although no one I know has actually died from one, this looks like it’s gotten out of hand.
ANN ARBOR, MI — Without a warrant or other legal authorization, uniformed police officers conducted several raids on Faith Baptist Church in Waterford Township, Michigan, and threatened to prosecute several young Christian musicians for disorderly conduct – because the Township prosecutor objected to the playing of contemporary religious music. “Praise and worship” music is a central part of Faith Baptist’s religious service…
During a Wednesday night youth service, uniformed Township police, led by the Township prosecutor, burst into the Church’s sanctuary where the Church’s “Praise and Worship” band was warming up. The prosecutor ordered the officers to take the names and addresses of all the young people on stage so that they could be charged with “disorderly conduct.”
The very next Sunday, Waterford Township police again raided Faith Baptist, this time during the Pastor Comb’s evening sermon. Officers were about to disrupt the services and remove the “Praise and Worship” band members and order them to surrender their driver’s licenses for personal information. However, an Assistant Pastor volunteered to bring the members to the police so as not to create an uproar among the congregation.
The Township prosecutor was very explicit: he told the pastors that churches should not play ‘rock music,’ and threatened that each time he heard music coming from the church he would conduct a raid.
Geesh. Someone should put together a care package for Mr. Township Prosecutor. A nice Twila Paris CD. Some big-girl panties. And a handful of Xanax.
Volunteers?
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March 21st, 2008 at 12:50 am
I was about to go off. I decided that the best way to conduct myself concerning this is to follow a former professor’s instructions and kick the prosecuter in the groin in love!
I love Bob Utley! Croak!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:57 am
what the crap? this is just too weird for me to even comprehend.
not the legal rigmarole but that their is a baptist church out their with any music that could be considered rock and roll.
bring back the organ you sniveling semi-pelagian pentacostal modalist wannabes
March 24th, 2008 at 1:08 am
crap tiredness is to blame
i am not as illegitimate as my grammar makes me sound, it is the tiredness of latenightedness…
it should clearly (if not cleverly) read:
…but that THERE is a baptist church out THERE…yada yada yada
poopsicles! time to hit the hay
(we will debate later whether the hitting of the hay is penal and/or retributive and/or exemplary, and as far as mechanical vs. kerygmatically interpreted–lets just not even go there)
nighty night now
March 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
lol..I think ‘rock and roll’ in this sense is probably early 70s-ish lite rock. Think Eagles-era Hotel California (New Kid in Town or Last Resort) or even some folkish James Taylor-wanna-be-Tomlin.
Really lite and really white.
that’s even funnier.
I’m sure Crowder could get ‘em 8 to 10 with no parole… I gotta keep an eye on this one.