Until December 25th, you can pick up our latest Second Mile CD, as well as a paperback copy of ‘My Beautiful Idol’ (regularly $12.99), for only $5 each. (I know. Crazy, right?!?)

You can hop over here on iTunes and give a listen to it!

And you can check out some reviews of ‘My Beautiful Idol’ .

Then you can simply click the PayPal button below and order while supplies last! (And if you have any special requests with your order, just let me know in the comments of the PayPal page…)

1. Starbucks.  ($-any amount) A no-brainer to keep me going and going and going. Black and strong, please. And keep ‘em coming.

2.  Frilly Pink Tutu, ($14). After all, this IS Austin.and because if you have never run a marathon while wearing a frilly pink tutu – especially if you’re a man, and doubly especially if you’re a large, hairy man – you haven’t lived. (Photo of Tutu Man courtesy of Fast Tracks Running Club.)

3. A Gross of Black Cotton Gloves ($0.15) No kidding, this site offers 100% Cotton Light Weight "Inspector Gloves" at 15 cents a pair. Seriously.

4.Vaseline ($4.50) Next to a dog, it’s a runner’s best friend. Apply liberally. You’ll figure out where.

5. Custom Running Shirt ($31 and up) Avoid looking like everyone else in the 13,000-people herd at the Austin Marathon. For as little as 31 bucks, you can have a professionally printed running shirt with your name or slogan, courtesy of RunningBanana.com.

5. Air Horn ($36) Nothing says "YOU ARE IN MY WAY" better than an air horn. Clear crowded sidewalks and narrow paths of pesky walkers, skateboarders,  and oblivious powerwalking moms with this 120dB beauty.

6. Adult Diapers ($15) Because stopping for a potty break during a race can cost you precious seconds – assuming there’s a Porta-Potty there at all. After all, if it works for psycho, stalker astronauts….

7. Baggy Shorts ($40) You know, to hide the fact that you’re wearing adult diapers.

8. "Who Fartlek’d?" Organic Cotton T-shirt ($23)
This features:
•    4.8 oz. Ultra fine combed ring spun organic cotton, great for layering
•    Vintage fit (size up for a looser fit)
•    Made in the U.S.A.
•    Hilarity

*note: Fartlek, which means "speed play" in Sweedish, is a form of conditioning which puts stress mainly on the aerobic energy system due to the continuous nature of the exercise…see the entire wiki defintion here.

I am just a simple, stupid creature.

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