And just for grins, the most popular Chuck Norris facts are:
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris can sneeze with just one eye open.
6. Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill tow stones with one bird.
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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