If you’re drinking one…put it down before you read this. Seriously.
I was minding my own business, sucking down a venti soy latte while reading emails and twitters, when all of a sudden, I got this from Master Gohring from Kick Butt Coffee: Review from Amazon.com on this FABULOUS Wolf shirt pictured below:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
You can check out other reviews of this sweet shirt here at Amazon.com. Get yours fast!